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Closet Rule #1: A closet divided can not stand

Closet Rule #239: We will not bet fat ass weis’s team unless it is a pie eating contest or for the lead role in the porn “Lumpy, Frumpy, and Humpy”

Closet Wisdom: And texas..forgot about them…breaking even is like beating off in a hurry…better than nothing but hardly satisfying

Closet Wisdom:LSU offense couldn't score at a La Porte strip club

Closet Wisdom:When 3 of the 4 teams you are watching tonight have either Central or Western in their name, you know it’s going to be some quality football.